SURROUNDED BY SPAM

[Alan]

SURROUNDED BY SPAM

Confession time : I?m ultra-gullible.
It?s those ads on the internet -
combined with what all woman will tell you  -
the male?s well-known man-sized insecurity

I mean, just how many spam-like ads
can one person possibly respond to ?
It is not as if they seemed to work, but (ask any female)
hope springs eternal in the small-to-average male breast

So product after product is tried : salves, pumps
swamic mind control, yogic exercises;
until the ?problem? solves into quite another one.
Still, many admire my new snake-skin belt ....

Alan McAlpine Douglas

[Ben]

Hi Alan,

Thanks for the imagery. At least it didn't end up as a pair of cowboy boots.

Cheers,
Ben.

[Alan]

Dear Ben,

Lol, now that would have been painful !

Love
Alan

[Viking Poet (U.K.)]

Hi Alan.
Good to see you again. 

Well, what a read first day back! lol! 
I found this very entertaining and very funny Alan. What with your way with words  k+1and Ben's comments really had me laughing.    Thank you from me.    Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha.....

Best regards

Paul

Viking Poet (U.K.)

[Alan]

Dear Paul,

Sorry to be so long answering - I could not access the site, but Ben sorted that.

Glad you liked my concept of wrap-around spam !

Love
Alan